Cum Into The Light

What we have here is a failure to communicate

Dude, I swear to GOD that I’m you best friend!  I saw a bright light and a booming voice that said ‘Come into the light and you’ll grant new life’.  I felt compelled so I walked into the wondrous beautiful light.  When it disappeared I was in this body… wait, what are you doing?  Put Your Pants Back ON!”


“NO NO!!! DON’T LISTEN TO THE VOICE!!! DON’T CUM INTO THE LIGHT!!!”